where have you been all my life?

(Source: jennernation)

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

((I found this on my dash and I’m dying. I can’t even. Haha!))

turnupthegeuse:

finallygotalife:

Yes.  My roomie is always asking me if something’s wrong when I’m writing an entry…))

((Oh geez, my faces are HILARIOUS when I’m doing this. I also have a tendency to laugh or make dramatic noises like a maniac.))

((hey my Internet is down so I’m on my mobile.))

(Source: jaminmyhead)

((Goodmorning! You know what, I have such a cool dad. I mean, what other dad records Intentional Talk for his daughter just because he knows she likes it and unfortunately missed it on Friday? XD))

((I just uploaded the pictures from my camera onto my computer and I forgot that I had taken some pictures of Alice and Hatter from Disneyland the last time I was there.))

where have you been all my life?: Going to the beach

amvlys-zeus:

aeria-zeus:

amvlys-zeus:

aeria-zeus:

Mm… -rubs her arm- You can trust me too, mom! Tell us, tell us, tell us! -smiles-

-laughs- Ok. Ok. Calm down for me first and I will. -Lowers voice- We are going to plant immortal flowers. Do you know what they are?

-Thinks- Long lasting flowers?

-calms down for a second- How can the flowers be immortal?

-Chuckles at Amvlys and nods- Yes, they can never die. Well they were created by a God so I guess they have a life span of one. The seeds were given to me by Zeus himself as a wedding gift and..-takes out two pouches. One pink and one purple- I am giving some to both of you. I want you girls to take care of them for me, they are very special.

-Takes the purple pouch- I will! I will! -peeks inside- Cool!

-grabs the pink pouch- Cool! I’ll take really good care of them, I promise. -holds the pouch to her chest- Can we plant them right now?